The wisdom of Bacchus

There's a surprising amount of profundity to be found in the incoherent ramblings of drunk people. I just experienced what may just be the apogee of alcohol inspired depth. As I was cycling pretty quickly up a hill in Temple Cowley, a drunk chav took a break from mocking his also rather drunk friend (who'd fallen over on the pavement and was struggling to get back up) to inform me (as I zipped past) "Mate, your wheel's going round". Truly inspired.